May 2013
106 posts
May 23rd
981 notes
3 tags
shutupaubrey: break out the handcuffs girl we about to get 
May 23rd
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1 tag
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
May 23rd
157,781 notes
kalories: instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
155,920 notes
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
May 21st
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hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
206,373 notes
May 20th
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May 20th
15,628 notes
May 19th
4,367 notes
laugh-addict: “if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.” “if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
May 19th
53,853 notes
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
May 19th
37,378 notes
May 19th
161,305 notes
May 19th
63,477 notes
May 18th
16,825 notes
May 18th
327,615 notes
May 18th
48,539 notes
May 18th
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goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 
May 18th
44,391 notes
i am three years behind in my math homework
May 18th
33,525 notes
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
May 17th
207,095 notes
tupacabra: if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot woodjeh?
May 17th
16,694 notes
May 17th
437 notes
1 tag
May 17th
850 notes
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
May 17th
75,547 notes
May 16th
61,210 notes
1 tag
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
May 16th
43,557 notes
May 16th
16,405 notes
May 16th
75,171 notes
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
May 16th
160,817 notes
May 16th
129,466 notes
May 16th
253,998 notes
May 15th
17,403 notes
May 15th
1,266 notes
gwenstefuckme: When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
May 15th
69,694 notes
May 15th
763 notes
May 15th
58,422 notes
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
May 15th
70,449 notes
May 15th
49,718 notes
May 15th
41,156 notes
westbor0baptistchurch: Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
May 14th
19,224 notes
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
May 14th
86,872 notes
2 tags
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
May 14th
63,766 notes
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
May 14th
45,006 notes
1 tag
May 14th
52 notes
May 14th
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May 14th
123,206 notes