shutupaubrey: break out the handcuffs girl we about to get
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
kalories: instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
laugh-addict: “if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.” “if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.”
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
i am three years behind in my math homework
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
tupacabra: if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot woodjeh?
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
gwenstefuckme: When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
westbor0baptistchurch: Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.